这(zhè )是(📣)一个发生在古镇(🐰)酒楼(🤙)前(qián )任(rèn )账(zhàng )房(🤵)先生身上的故事(🆓)。风六(liù )书(shū )独自(🛤)上路，赴京赶考。路(🥚)(lù )上(shàng )结识了两(🤖)个同样是进京赶(🚜)(gǎn )考(🕞)(kǎo )的(de )学子：(👊)书香(😫)门第之后薛(🚯)梦(mè(😭)ng )隐(yǐn )和武状(📄)元种(🗨)子选手江牡(😾)虎(hǔ(😫) )，三人气味相投决(🚟)定结伴而(ér )行(há(📤)ng )。可两人言语之间(🍁)一个比(bǐ )一(yī )个(🍈)(gè )经验不俗，一个(🕑)比一个厉(lì )害(hà(👕)i )。风六书无奈，为了(😉)维护(🚿)(hù )自(zì )己的面子(🤜)和尊严，也为了(le )不(💿)(bú )失(shī )去这两个(🏆)“朋友”，他只(zhī )好(hǎ(🌚)o )把自己在古镇酒(🌌)楼时遇到(dào )的(de )事(❗)，用另(🧛)一个角度重(🔀)新编(😆)(biān )排(pái )了(le )一(🍛)遍。两(🛹)位朋友听闻(📋)之后(🏉)(hòu )，对风六书(🍳)肃然(⛓)起敬，甚至(zhì )连(liá(😈)n )称大哥。然而这样(👨)的“编(biān )排(pái )”又会(🛹)给风六书惹来什(🐓)么(me )麻(má )烦(fán )呢？(🌛) The full-length feature film "Azor", filmed in Mordovia by enthusiasts Victor Chichaykin and Alexander Uchevatkin, was ready a year ago. In autumn of 2017, the creators organized a test show, inviting connoisseurs of ethnography, ancient traditions and people interested in the theme of the history of the Erzyan people. 卢鹏程，白天是普(🤨)通(tōng )住(zhù )宅小区里的(📍)保安，晚上是(shì )酒(🔆)(jiǔ )吧通宵驻唱歌(🔎)手。 卢鹏程(chéng )对(duì(🌙) )保(bǎo )安工作毫无(🏯)兴趣，终日在(zài )传(📉)(chuán )达室里晕睡、(👨)补觉(🐌)，甚至(zhì )个(gè(🐺) )性自(🔽)视清高，不爱(🅿)与同(🔎)事(shì )来(lái )往(🕢)(wǎng )。 他(👊)有一个歌手梦，但(🦓)十(shí )年(nián )来，毫无(🐜)进展，反复辗转(zhuǎ(🥁)n )在(zài )三流酒吧里(🎒)驻唱，收入无(wú )法(🤯)(fǎ )保障。保安工作(🐔)是他难得(dé )找(zhǎ(🕤)o )到(dào )的一份有稳定收(🦈)入，他认(rèn )为(wéi )白(🔂)天“清闲”的工作。 但(🌍)(dàn )长(zhǎng )期黑白颠(🙁)倒的状态和无法(🏩)(fǎ )实(shí )现(xiàn )梦想(🤑)的压抑，令他呈现(⏳)颓(tuí(👑) )废(fèi )，尤其在(🥗)三十(🐡)岁的当天。 因(🎦)(yīn )为(🤼)卢鹏程的主(📄)要疏(👽)忽，盗(dào )窃(qiè )贼(zé(🚬)i )假扮搬家公司，大(📀)白天搬(bān )空(kōng )了(🏳)小区里的一家住(🌖)户，刑(xíng )事(shì )恶劣(🐅)，住户损失惨重。卢(⚽)(lú )鹏(péng )程面临被(👩)辞退。当晚，在(zài )驻(zhù )唱(🙋)(chàng )酒吧内，女友李(🕟)晓华送上(shàng )三(sā(🤮)n )十岁的生日蛋糕(💔)，向卢鹏(péng )程(chéng )求(😜)婚，卢鹏程不仅回(🥕)避，演(yǎn )唱(chàng )时与(🗣)客人(💆)发生暴力冲(🔙)突，将(📆)(jiāng )怨气都发(📈)泄在(💿)此。李晓华(huá(❔) )失(shī(🗃) )望离开，卢鹏程被(🧔)酒吧辞(cí )退(tuì )。 卢(🐊)鹏程与李晓华是(💤)大学同(tóng )学(xué )。十(⬆)年里，李晓华一度(💋)放(fàng )弃(qì )自我，在(🐎)精神和经济上支(📩)(zhī )持(chí )卢鹏程，等来的(⤵)却是卢鹏(péng )程(ché(👸)ng )一(yī )次又一次的(🏉)追梦失败和回(huí(👖) )避(bì )他们的爱情(🍞)。 第二天卢鹏(péng )程(☝)(chéng )清醒后，李晓华(🧡)在卢(💘)鹏程(chéng )家(jiā(🚔) )里(lǐ(🌾) )照顾身体渐(💀)差的(🎇)奶奶，正(zhèng )式(👫)(shì )向(🐜)卢鹏程提出分手(🏧)，卢鹏(péng )程(chéng )依然(🍷)没有勇气挽回。 三(🗣)十(shí )岁(suì )，像是所(🍭)有关于青春的热(🏓)血(xuè )都(dōu )戛然而(📺)止。 巧合的是政府(🥀)(fǔ )组(zǔ )织了一次社会(🍓)主义核心价(jià )值(🍧)(zhí )观原创歌曲歌(😶)手选拔大赛(sài )，卢(🌨)(lú )鹏程百般斗争(📽)克服了亲情(qíng )的(🏒)(de )变故，外界舆论的(🎋)压力(🆑)，对(duì )爱父母(🥐)爱情(🍳)的憧憬，自己(💩)(jǐ )婚(📵)(hūn )姻(yīn )渴望(⚽)在决(🐒)赛中一举成名，最(📥)(zuì )终收获了美丽(🧖)的妻子李晓(xiǎo )华(👘)(huá )。 又到了年末，阿(💟)呆和阿(ā )瓜(guā )像(🍦)(xiàng )所有人一样，开(💍)始为圣诞(dàn )节(jiē(🥁) )及新年PARTY做准备，但是，作(💄)(zuò )为(wéi )这个世界(➰)上动手能力最强(👸)(qiáng )的(de )小发明家，怎(♟)么能跟普通(tōng )人(🎆)(rén )一(yī )样来装扮(🍔)自己的院子和房(🧥)(fáng )子(😘)(zǐ )呢？于是(🐾)，两个(🦋)好朋友开(kā(⚓)i )动(dò(🤼)ng )脑筋，对自己(🛣)的家(🕡)展开了(le )不(bú )一(yī(🏏) )样的改造，当然，他(🎑)们也(yě )没(méi )有忘(🎨)记帮自己的好朋(🐟)友选(xuǎn )一(yī )件“最(🍤)好的礼物”。 A collection of horror stories involving cannibals, zombies “and other funny creatures”. Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.