几(❄)(jǐ )千年(nián )前的(🗽)(de )一场(🌫)(chǎng )神秘(mì )事件(jiàn )，让(ràng )楼兰(🐃)(lán )古(🦈)国(guó )一夜覆灭(🌷)，只留下了一(😠)块神奇且神秘的宝(🔧)物—(🔚)—奉天双鱼镜，几千后，一场(⭕)双鱼(🌪)镜的争夺之战(🗽)拉开(🍨)(kāi )的序(🔃)(xù )幕..... Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem. Loosely following a traditional Passover Seder, events from the Book of Exodus are retold by Moses, Aharon, the Angel of Death, Jesus, and the director's own father. But there's another side to this story: that of the Goddess, humankind's original deity. Seder-Masochism resurrects the Great Mother in a tragic struggle against the forces of Patriarchy. Brij Mohan (36), a hosiery shop owner in a busy Delhi market, desperately wants to change his life. He is fed up of his ball-crusher wife and mounting debts. In order to escape his wretched life, he changes his appearance and adopts a new identity as Amar Sethi, but ends up committing a botched up murder. He runs off with his young girlfriend, hopeful of making a new beginning. Instead, as luck would have it, he finds himself trapped in a web of his own Karma. 2033年(nián )，一(yī )名少(🧜)(shǎo )女(🤬)受(shòu )困在(zài )一(🎐)間(jiān )神祕(bì(🍰) )的孤(🤴)(gū )兒院(yuàn )。她(tā(😌) )穿越(😔)(yuè )時空(kōng )回到(dào )了過(guò )去(🍣)，尋找(🚌)自己的親生父(📆)母，企圖要改(💄)變過(🏟)往、扭轉未來(🚉)，或許(🛹)，她的人生將有(yǒu )不同(tóng )的(🥦)發(fā(😺) )展。 故事(shì )主人(🔷)(rén )公金(jīn )钟(🏙)贤(xián )和易阳游昊时(😫)常会(🐼)在学校里为同班女生淑芬(🕌)吃醋(🏁)，并常常因此进(🚂)行各(🤚)种杀马(🆔)特式的比赛，可淑芬(🌅)对此(🎰)完(wán )全不(bú )感(😮)冒(mào )。学(xué )校(🥊)的(de )看(🚮)门(mén )大爷(yé )一(✡)直(zhí(🤝) )在学(xué )校门(mén )口边(biān )吃蒜(💑)(suàn )边(🛑)吹(chuī )箫，令所(suǒ(❔) )有人(rén )都不(🕌)知其(🌸)真实目的。故事(👠)的讲(✡)述者熊霸天在梦里将已经(🐋)沉睡(👛)长久的笔仙翠(⏭)花从(cóng )另一(🥄)(yī )个世(shì )界给(gěi )解(🚵)禁(jì(🎲)n )出来(lái )，翠(cuì )花为(wéi )了复仇(🏸)，誓要(🎉)消灭“杀马特小(🎷)村庄”的所有(🚄)人，而此时，易阳游昊(💫)勇敢(📫)的站了出来，金钟贤也在淑(💵)(shū )芬(🤯)的(de )刺激(jī )下，和(🍽)易(yì(🦇) )阳游(yó(🧙)u )昊一(yī )起并(bìng )肩作(⚽)(zuò )战(🚵)，最终(zhōng )在守(shǒ(🏿)u )门大(dà )爷的(😹)(de )帮助(💎)(zhù )下，将翠(cuì )花(🥫)消灭(🥢)，众同学也因共同抵抗邪恶(⚪)力量(🕛)，而变得更加团(⚪)结和热爱学(🔔)习。